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your next door neighbors goat 

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

back-door conquistador 

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.
My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

girl next door 

a girl that lives next door
Me: Hi, do you live around here?
Her: Yeah, I'm the girl next door!
girl next door by alien_no155 April 20, 2007

Operation Harsh Doorstop 

A great game which is on steam.
Hey, you play Operation Harsh Doorstop?
Hell yeah.

Doomstink 

Doomstink, verb.

Doomstink is just a way of saying I farted, in another, less obvious, and ten times cooler way. It is also the name of a quasi-jackass-esque video.
"I just doomstinked."
Doomstink by Josh August 14, 2004

dookstack 

an event in which multiple participants each take turns contributing a bowel movement into a single toilet resulting in an unflushable mess.
"Hey, are you in on the dookstack? We've already got three shits in it, the janitor is going to shit when he sees that!"
dookstack by The Jarvis February 22, 2006