A nasty - but fortunately fictional - venereal disease mentioned in dirty jokes; which causes one's dong to rot and fall off after a few days.
"You Western doctors always want to cut, cut, cut! No need! That not how we treat Hong Kong Dong. You wait two, maybe three days, he fall off all by himself."
by Duke Fenton January 10, 2022
A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
Stud Muffin
Stud Muffin
by KeiraTheFox August 08, 2010
noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008
L: what's up wing wang dong!
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.
by vee factorial October 13, 2003
After seeing an extremely attractive young man/woman the word Ding-Dong is exclaimed along with a long and exaggerated "Oh" sound.
Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo
Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo
(hot guy walks past)
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"
Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"
Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"
Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"
Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!
by QuaggaQuimps October 27, 2010
Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
by AWOFF November 19, 2010
When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
by tanookiwarrior June 03, 2009