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Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people
by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025
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Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.
Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them
by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016
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ding ding

A word used against someone when they are being just plain out dumb and have 2 fucking brain cells
Victor is being a ding ding
by DARKMATT3R December 15, 2020
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Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.
Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.
by CrackManson July 7, 2024
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DING DONG

a stupid dickhead who wont shut up, also another word for penis.
shuddup you fucking ding dong!

fuckoff ding dong!

go home ding dong!

oops! my ding dong went soft!
by FatBassettHound July 22, 2020
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Ding-a-lingus

The act of bringing sexual satisfaction to another man using only the tip of one's penis to brace against the other's shaft until completion
Nate: "God damn that man gave me the best Ding-a-lingus I've ever had. I don't think any woman could bring me as much pleasure!"
by SpanglyCharly February 6, 2021
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