Ding ring

A really dumb person. Or a ring that goes on your butthole

Guy: your such a ding ring

Friend: wtf is a ding ring
Guy: it’s a ring for your butthole

by Cute couples21 November 14, 2019

Saggy Saggy Ding Fro

The racist act of calling out a person of Asian decent online, usually for hacking or ping.

Stop hacking you Saggy Saggy Ding Fro.

by SiR_Happy October 09, 2016

But ding

Someone who makes your brain hurt when you talk to them for too long

This but dings doing my head in proper reminds me of mark craven

by Mc54 rav October 17, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

by dodgeystyle June 20, 2022

Ding-whopper

Another word for a penis

I want to put my ding-whopper in your scrunchbucket.

You're such a ding-whopper.

by Tay Meadows July 07, 2019

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019