Christmas Day spent 6 ft away from your family while wearing face masks and washing your hands hundreds of times during the day. Covid Christmas can also been done over a Zoom call to be 100% safe from catching Covid.
Hey a Brandon, I wanted you to know Christmas this year will be in our back yard so we can stay 6’ft apart. This is called Covid Christmas.
by CovidFun December 25, 2021

1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic
2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse
2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse
by Tamarshmallow March 26, 2022

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

by CthulusCousin May 7, 2024

The crap thats going around and making dumb Karens buy all the frikin' toilet paper and old people crap 'em selves and the idiots who take a quarter of the bloody shopping center because were going in QuArAnTiNe
Guy: Holy shit Covid-19 is back and the karens are back!
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads
Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.
Guy 2: Oh shit Karen Is back in town my- lads
Karen: ExCuSe mE ! i NeEd ThE lAsT tOilEt PaPeR rOlL fOr My DaUgHtEr FeLiShA.
by Covid-19KaReN July 27, 2020

Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021
