Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown.

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Clown (verb)

Clown (v) - To make fun of someone in a very good natured sense, or with malicious intent, with no inbetween.

"Bob, chill out, I'm just clowning on you"

"I heard steve's car got keyed. Someone clowned all over him"

by Mike Kegelman May 27, 2005

Homie the Clown

A lewd sexual act where a male defecates into a sock before sex. Right before he climaxes during the unprotected sex, he proceeds to hit the female on the head with the sock filled with feces. The male then says "Homie don't play that," while simultaneously pulling out to ejaculate in the females face.

Guy 1. "So do you think you will settle down with that chick you've been hanging out with?"

Guy 2. "Naw, that crazy bitch tried to trap me, so I gave her the Homie the Clown while her grandparents were sleep in the room next door.

by Condie Rice September 10, 2007

clown shoe

1.A clown shoe is a person who acts stupid. or does senseless things.

2.A person who does an act to be laughed at.

3.A person who does jerk things unconsciously, and dont realize it.

4. Someone you just dont like

1."Hey stop, throwing rocks at car, you clown shoe"

2."Yea your really funny, fucking clown shoe"

3."You see that kid? He just kncoked over a display! CLOWN SHOE"

by Oden Chaos January 6, 2008

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

clown around

Kiwi (NZ) phrase meaning to act like an idiot, or being unintentionally dangerous. Used to describe people (especially young kids) who are, e.g. playing dangerously on a busy road with a ball and running around without a care. Also refers to people who are just saying stupid things. A somewhat related synonym is dicking around but clowning around refers more to idiotic actions.

"You two kids, dont clown around on the road! You might get hurt!"

"Piripi, you have no idea what you're on about. Stop clowning around"

by trenty January 2, 2014