cleveland steamer

A cleveland steamer is where you hollow out a melon, fill it with cottage cheese, and then during sex, the man places his testicles in the cottage cheese, while his penis is inbetween the woman's big toe and second biggest toe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman's foot.

Well, we have a melon and some cottage cheese, let's do a cleveland steamer.

by DOUGxc May 18, 2006

Cleveland Brown

When a woman has a beautiful body and an ugly face. E.G. nice uniform, ugly helmet.

Sara Jessica Parker is such a Cleveland brown... she needs to do something about that mole.

by Erewan September 10, 2009

Cleveland Indians

Are the sickest team in any sport in all of history! They will win the 2007 World Series when they beat the Marlins in five! T-Haf an G-Size and V-Mart as well as th amazing pitching staff which includes Fausto the shit Carmona and C.C. is fat but good Sabathia are all living legends!

The Red Sox got blown by the Cleveland Indians last night!

by Aaron Boone June 7, 2007

69 cleavland steamer

two sexual partners defecate on each others face at the same time

That girl is down for anything, we ended up doing the 69 cleavland steamer

by roach cich November 9, 2006

cleavland steamer

a sick fetish that involves shiting on the male/female while u are fucking much like a boston pancake or a shit tosser or a buttom shit dolphin

guy: hey why dont u let me cleavland steamer on ur chest to get thing really hot

Girl: no you sick bastard go to hell im leaving and im sending this picture to ur mom...fucking ass whole whats a cleavland steamer anyway?

by jaxoffalot April 21, 2008

Butt Cleavage

That space between your butt and your thigh that is not a butt nor your thigh.
(Right under underwear line)

Omg! He totally touched my butt cleavage

by TheSceneKids December 9, 2015

cleveland corn on the cock

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob

so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.

by purple people eater July 3, 2008