It's just chocolate

An excuse made when people see any of your personal belongings covered with brown stains. This phrase is mostly used as a defense against the assumption that the stains derived from feces.

Guy: How do like my room babe.
Girl: It's nice. (Looks at bed sheets) Why are there brown stains all over your bed?
Guy: Uh... it's just chocolate.

by canadianbananabot September 22, 2011

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Chocolate root

A black dick!

Damn.... Mason check out that chocolate root!

by Brettwads August 12, 2017

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chocolate trumpet

When a person eats another person's ass while performing a glorious reach around hand job in the style of a trumpet.

Can you believe Cinnamon tried charging me $25 for that chocolate trumpet!

by El horchata August 24, 2017

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The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

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