Chode

A small and fat penis.

Joe's brother mike couldn't please a woman, because of his chode.

by Mizukage Joe October 4, 2009

chode boner

A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right

my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!

by pochypizzle March 17, 2011

Swamp Chode

What happens to your chode when you are working in heat and your crotch is sweating profusely. Very uncomfortable.

Man it was 90 degrees all day in the warehouse, I have a bad case of swamp chode.

by Joemonkey June 14, 2004

chode

a penis that is wider than long, or a person who is fatter than they are tall.

Holy shit look at that chode rolling down the hill!!!

by ^(<!PIMP!>)^ October 31, 2003

chode

When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

by George Batchelor December 3, 2006

chode master

a person with a penis that is shorter than it is wide

Curveball: my penis is 2-3 inches long *smiles*
Everyoneelse: OMG!! YOU ARE A FUCKING CHODE MASTER!! *laughs histarically*

by haneman November 13, 2006

Butt Chode

A person you work with that is a blooming idiot.

What A Fucking Butt Chode.

by James November 9, 2004