Chainsaw

A text message, so named for it's annoying, distracting buzz.

"Dude, what's that sweet metal riff?"

"Yo, man, someone chainsawed me!"

by Mr Chainsaw June 15, 2009

Chainsawed

To epically own at something.

Dude, I so chainsawed that Chemistry Quiz!! CHAIINNNNSSSAAAWWWWW!!!

by chainsaw_ftw September 22, 2009

Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

chainsawing

To vigorously fingerbang, possibly up to the elbow.

Hey James, I was chainsawing that bitch Claire last night. She wouldn't stop talking!

by solarB June 12, 2016

chaissen

A male who loves girls named Anna. Particularly drawn towards sports, mainly fencing. A quiet guy that loves good jokes but hates people that blackmail him. Often friends with guys named Ian.

Look at Chaissen over there, he's totally falling for Anna.

by RIFAC December 15, 2017

Chapstick

A lip balm as well. Used to make your lips taste nice when kissing. Also for un-Chapping your lips.

I can still taste you Chapstick on my lips, babe ;)

by Poppy_Altie March 2, 2018

vatato chips

The crust around the vagina after a long night of fucking.

After her pussy was turned into a vatato, it dried into vatato chips

by severrin February 26, 2008