Caanan

1.) A nice, caring, friendly person who will always be there for you no matter what.

2.) a guy/girl likes someone who is a swimmer and has brown hair and blue eyes

1.) Hes a Caanan to me

2.)Caanan really likes that swimmer girl

by Mouth October 9, 2016

Canada

Wait, it's not part of the USA!?!

I thought Canada was a state

by Bannana_Toast May 11, 2018

Canada

An imaginary country made up by the United Nations to make the world think there are nice people in this world. It's just a small part of America filled with robots.

Hey John, do you wanna go with me to my trip to Canada?

Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.

by A Canadian robot June 16, 2018

crandallcakes

A person who is always trying to one-up you; usually poor and jewish in nature; not very well-liked and often joked.

Nobody tell crandallcakes where were going. I don't wan't that fag to cockblock us again.

by ryandog69 March 29, 2009

Canada's History

A depraved sex act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Usually the insertion of one or all of these objects, variations including pouring the maple syrup all over both parties involved, or using it (not very successfully) as lubricant.

"Putting everything in there is the hardest part of Canada's History."

by katieboop February 4, 2010

Canada's history

An act of taking a champagne bottle full of firecrackers deep into a opening in a willing or unwilling partner. The second phase of the act is taking a copy of "The Beaver" and smacking your partner in the face as you light the firecrackers through a hole drilled in the bottom of the bottle.

PS It is wise to keep the cap on.

I hear Sally had a little rectal burn after her Canada's History last night.

by Crazy Anal Play. February 5, 2010

Canada

A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey

SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference

by That dude from sams club January 15, 2014