monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 03, 2018

butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 08, 2023

butthole chin

A chin that looks like a butthole

You know who has a butthole chin? Tom Brady does

by Cumclot69 May 04, 2022

Butthole-aholic

Someone who is always a butthole, especially when they know it bothers you.

Teacher- Why are you such a butthole-aholic?
Student- Because, it makes'em squirm!

by Kittycatkiller June 26, 2018

Cinco De Butthole

You have anal, and you pour tequila in your partners butthole and then suck it back out.

Alec gave zach a cinco de butthole

by ZABTS May 06, 2022

butthole fungus

A type of fungus which originates from buttholes

I went to have anal with your mom, but I stopped when I saw her butthole fungus

by Jsjaje December 02, 2015