Mud Cricket

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.

Synonyms: Celise

Celise is a mud cricket

by thisbemptyyeet March 1, 2021

Mud monkey

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

Rocky mud

When you have sex high in the mountains especially in the open on the ground, such as in the mud. It has also been used to reference anal sex in the mountains as well. It was originally used in the rocky mountains but has been adapted as a more loose term for the act.

We went up into the mountains to get some rocky mud.

by Big Pappi May 2, 2021

mud wheel

An autoerotic masturbatory position where you shit in your hand, then eat the feces off your dick while fellating yourself

Brandon thanks his weekly Yoga classes for enabling him to mud wheel

by boss_baby2010 November 18, 2021

Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

Mud Slinger

New name for those guys on YouTube and Instagram who make mud pools, houses etc.

Will: have you ever saw those guys who make mud houses and all that?

Jim: yeah! the mud slingers!

by lemonicelollies March 22, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021