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burritorrorize

to sabotage, while working in a burrito shop, causing a burrito to do something unexpectedly bad. Examples include providing excessive hot sauce or wrapping the burrito loosely so that it explodes all over a customer's shirt.
Chipotle Worker 1: That douchebag asked me to mix up the contents of his burrito before wrapping it.

Chipotle Worker 2: Burritorrorize him! We'll see who gets the last laugh when his mouth is on fire and there's a pile of beans in his lap.
by bpal1982 September 7, 2010
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Burritorship

A burritorship is defined as an autocratic form of government in which the government is ruled by a single entity, a burrito.
When Chipotle took over the world in the year 2054, it installed Senior El Burrito, thus establishing the world's first burritorship
by DJ1831 March 12, 2011
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Buritto Amnesia

Buritto amnesia is when someone eats a buritto, then forgets about it and blames someone for eating it on them. This usually happens to students with room mates who share a small freezer.
Dylan: Craig! you ate my buritto you douche bag

Craig: No I didnt. I saw you eat it last week. You suffer from Buritto Amnesia
by Captian Lion March 14, 2011
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burrito

Noun: An extreme case of vertigo.
Betsy is home sick today because she is suffering from a bad case of burrito.
by Cherry Hammer September 25, 2011
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Burbite

Burbite (Bur~Bite) 1. A diminutive term used by the urban young adults (18-29) of

San Francisco to describe the individuals of the outlying suburban communities. 2. A

person of origin outside the city of San Francisco, residing outside of the city of San

Francisco, who attempts to assume hippness by visiting the quainter neighborhoods of San

Francisco, or to a lesser extent Berkeley, on an infrequent basis. 3. A person residing in the suburbs

of a major hip city, who has not fully committed him or herself to the assuming the general

kinkyness of the times and herd mentality of a dense urban region. Note, burbites usually

feel its a necessity to own a high fuel consumption vehicle that does not easily fit into a compact urban parking space. People using this term in common vernacular tend to try and out do their contemporaries by acquiring new subdivisions of body art and piercings rather than new tract homes in suburban

subdivisions. Burbites define art and hippness by obtaining large cookie cutter possessions that make them as bland as everyone else in their neighborhood. Non-burbites (urban hipsters) define art and hipness by decorating their bodies like everyone else in their neighborhood.
Talk about a lot of burbites tonight.

Burbites can never figure out MUNI.
by Norton Bigelk July 2, 2011
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burritofied

Having eaten a large burrito for lunch, one loses the ability to function in any normal/conscious for an extended period afterward.
A: Why is Jeff asleep in a pile of guacamole?
B: He visited Daddy D's and got burritofied.
by kemposaur September 22, 2011
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burritto burner

is a filthy wetback mexican always seen with a bull riding jacket and pointy cowboy boots
i was at the home depot the other day and seen a lot of burritto burners asking for work
by fiddly man December 30, 2011
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