boredroom

The room where meetings take place that accomplish nothing, as usual.

I hear John called another boredroom meeting today.

I'll make lots of coffee so we can stay awake.

by cyberdonkey October 2, 2010

borged-up

Wearing a bluetooth headset for cell phone, or perhaps donning some other techy device and wearing it on one's person; such as the Borg alien race have done in movies & television.

I saw this dude walking down the street pimping his earbud tunes, bluetooth jawbone headset with iPhone hip-holster, man! he was all borged-up.

by adavis3659 February 23, 2011

borededness

The measure of how boring a situation, person, or object is.

The borededness of today is just making me tired.

by Jammerson January 4, 2012

boredom inertia

A mental state in which one is bored, but also has no desire to do anything fun.

Dwayne: Man, I am so bored.
Tyrone: Wanna go shoot some hoops?
Dwayne: Nah, I'm not feelin it.
Tyrone: Man, come on. You want to but you just got boredom inertia.

by waweber November 5, 2012

boreditis

What happens after math class. usually assiocated wth bloodshot eyes, unntelligible markings in your notebook, and a continous low droning sound stuck in your head.

"Wow what happened to you?"

" Just got out of math class.........boreditis attack coming on..........."

by mnmshead April 10, 2013

boffed off

Getting a blowjob from some ratchet woman

Hoogz : i had a tinder date last night. I took her to burger king and ended up getting boffed off in the parking lot

Worm : Nice!! Whats her number?

by DA ROW May 6, 2014

Bored texting

Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.

Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard

by Macky_g June 4, 2014