Celebrated on February 15th, the day after Valentine's Day. This one is simple. Ladies, you have to shut the fuck up and give your man a steak and a blowjob. That is all.
Jack: I got my girl chocolates and roses for Valentine's Day, so we sure as hell be celebrating Steak, Blowjob, and Shut the Fuck Up Day tomorrow.
by rawwrrandi April 7, 2012

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

by Chackie- Jan October 17, 2019

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

1. A full-blown Nazi sympathizer with no shame — the kind who sees fascism and gets hard.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
2. Someone who would rather deep-throat white supremacy and savor that bitter Nazi nectar than stroke the rich, luscious walls of diversity.
3. The type who cries about the NBA being “too woke,” wants LeBron to “shut up and dribble,” but turns around and gets gagged by the Nazi shaft — cum dribbling down their chin like a true patriot for autocracy.
4. No matter how elementary or idiotic the policy, these cucks jump to defend it — stroking the egos of their authoritarian idols with more passion than they’ve ever shown democracy. Grab ’em by the democracy.
Jim graduated high school and went straight to the factory with the rest of those fascist fanboys. They gather like it’s a Hitler-themed circle jerk — and frankly, we’re all tired of Jim being a full-time Nazi Blowjob Artist.
by Jayley Weathers March 30, 2025

The sloppiest top you’ll ever receive especially when the lady is from Tennessee (Shout out to Rachel).
by Probably4orsomething September 5, 2023
