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Someone who's name would be better if it was emma.
example #1

person #1 Hey whats your name

person #2 Kendall

person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you

expanple #2

person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.

person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.

person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye

Person #2 :(

example #3

person #1 My name is ......

person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"

person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma

person #1 :(
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Blond

Definition(s):

1) noun.: a person who costs a lot for retraining.
Sample(s) of use:

1) The person who works next to me doesn't have a lunch break because he/she is a blond.
by eraser_rx October 1, 2003
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Dumb Blonde

by Star_Wars_Geek_1 May 30, 2004
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Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa!

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!
Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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Blonde

you hear people say things like: You're so blonde and then you don't know what blonde means especially if your hairs not blonde.

Blonde means stupid basically
Kylie minouge: oh i have just realised why scarecrows are called scarecrows cos they scare ------ crows
beyonce: oh your so blonde kylie!
by Cherry1977 July 23, 2009
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dumb blond bitch

ew that dead rat is friends with that dead possum! look up dead possum
by CONNIE February 11, 2004
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Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz August 13, 2012
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