Beef in Taco

1. Dig this Beef=Penis, Taco=Vagina, put 2+2 together and 4=sexual intercourse

Yo cunt can i put my penis in your vagina

Yo cunt can i put my Beef in your Taco

Therefore Beef in Taco refers to sexual intercourse

by princeofdarkness March 23, 2008

sea beef

Sea beef is another name for lobster. The term was coined in the late 1990’s by grade 12 economics student Michael Wang when he proved that lobster is a perfect economic substitute for beef. When studying the decline in demand for beef during the mad cow scare, Wang noticed that lobster demanded levels rose in direct collation with the declining consumption of beef. Wang wrote a B+ paper on the subject entitled ‘The Beef of the Sea’.

He ordered a sea beef for dinner.

by Abu Nasser September 29, 2004

beef curtains

Large labial lips. May hang down like two flesh curtains, hence the "beef" part. Usually pretty dryed up and very nasty.

At the beach there was no hiding Mary's beef curtains, as they hung out the sides

by Jumpingrat December 9, 2008

The Beef Stew

'The Beef Stew' was a military torture tactic adopted in 1972. This method is similar to water boarding, though, instead of using water- the torturer squats over the suspect and explosively defecates all over the suspects face.

To optimize the technique, the torturer often eats a meal heavy in grease, and then takes some laxatives to increase the projectile velocity of the defecation.

Due to it's grotesque nature, this method was banned in 1993 and deemed an "Inhumane form of torture".

The prisoners of war were given 'The Beef Stew' to improve their compliance to interrogation.

by Rothchild Shnuttervinkle February 28, 2011

beef pussy

A chick's pussy that's sooo beat up, looks like you should make a sub out of it. Just add mustard.

"That bitch had a beef pussy, dude. I can't ever eat at Arby's again..."

by UN-cut August 27, 2006

Beef Steaks

Large, round and reddish hued female areolas and nipples. The color, size and texture is reminiscent of a sliced Beef Steak Tomato.

After weeks of dating Vanessa, Carl was finally able to motorboat her voluptuous breasts. Being an avid nipple lover, Carl was extremely pleased when he removed her bra and exposed the most beautiful set of Beef Steaks.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

by nineninenine March 4, 2010