1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.
A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
2. The wearer of a long beard.
A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.
1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.
by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010
Get the neck beard mug.The "Red Beard" is created when a person goes down on a woman while she is on her period and that person makes her cum. Thus creating a period stain on their face that looks like a "Red Beard."
by VictoriaViolence June 18, 2011
Get the Red Beard mug.In America, known as the peach fuzz mustache and goatee that East Asians, Southeast Asians, and Pacific Islanders, who, unlike most men of American or European and some of African ancestry, pathetically attempt to grow. But, of course, this would be generalizing, because some Asian men can sport the full package either through a rare genetic occurrence or by a facial hair transplant.
In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.
In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.
Asian Guy 1: Man, I wish I had as much facial hair as that Asian guy!
Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!
Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!
Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!
Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!
by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009
Get the Asian beard mug.A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.
Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.
by PKPNewbz July 5, 2009
Get the Neck-Beard mug.the australian beard occurs when a chick either doesn't brazillian wax, or only focuses on the pelvis region and the lips and neglects and growth below there. When handling said pussy you find that hair starts up below the vagial hole and continues for some distance, hanging down a noticeable ways forming a beard of sorts. This is the kind of beard you definitely do not want to kiss.
"DUDE, i was gonna fuck alina last night but her australian beard was longer than my dick and i ran out of there as fast as i could!"
by headdownassup April 19, 2009
Get the australian beard mug.When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.
Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?
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