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Miami Beach of Texas 

Corpus Christi is the offial Miami Beach of Texas. Good water but not as pretty as South Padre which is referred to as the Mexico of Texas
Let’s get weird on the Miami Beach of Texas. Corpus Christi here we come!

Ethan beach 

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.
Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

Plastic beach 

A way to describe a point in your life that seems rather fake or unwanted
Person 1 hey Tim do you remember that valentines party

Person 2 yeah I was way different back I was living on a plastic beach

port hueneme beach 

The isle of misfit toys and lost children.
That shit would only happen at Port Hueneme Beach.

1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser 

Code word for dildo (an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation)
Jarrin: “I’m going to go home and ride my 1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser

Guss: “Dude, stop telling me. No one cares”

Virginia Beach 

Where the masses of pretentious spoiled rich kids reside who go on and on about how ghetto Norfolk is, when the only reason Virginia Beach isn't still a hunk of farmland is because of Norfolk.
Norfolks got culture, history, and real people.

Virginia Beach just has a P.F. Changs in their Town Center(a wanna-be downtown) and a corporately dominated farm town gone city.
Virginia Beach by Norfucker February 24, 2008