Battle of the sexes

A bloody mess.

Before the battle of the sexes, we were all on the front line marching, and I was probably just as scared as any other dude to fight a bunch of dykes, but I remember thinking this is it, this is the truth! I've never felt so alive.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Battle Pussy

A prepared pussy. #sheready

Pirate 1: Argh! I'm going to stab you!
Pirate 2: Not with my....battle pussy drops pants to reveal pristine pussy
Pirate 1: Oh wow.... walks the plank

6 months later

under the sea

Kraken and Pirate 2 engaging in tentacle sex.

by Men-Oh-Pause February 26, 2020

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.

Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily

by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017

Fortnite Battle Royale

Fortnite is a battle royale game where 100 players fight against each other in player versus player combat to be the last one standing. It is a fast-paced, action-packed game, not unlike The Hunger Games, where strategic thinking is a must in order to survive.

Fortnite Battle Royale is pro.

by ZenGaming1657 On YT August 16, 2022

Crap battle

A contest where 2 people try to crap as hard as possible.

I think the second guy won the crap battle his crap was bigger.

by Tooftreef September 17, 2023