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Batmanned

1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.

2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)

Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.

Harvey Dent has been Batmanned

2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.

Steven: How'd ou get my password

Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name

Steven: What the fuck

Kenny: You've been Batmanned
by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012
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battle sack

a homosexual sex game/ fraternity hazing ritual. two men stand facing each other while fully naked. both men grab their penises and hold them against their stomachs while swinging and hitting each other with their respective nut sacks. the first person to get an erection loses. traditionally in the homosexual sex game the loser has to give the winner a blowjob but the game can also determine who is bottom, who's cleaning up after, etc. as a hazing ritual this helps determine eligibility for a frat by separating the "chill dudes" from the "gay fags". origin of this game is unknown and it is difficult to determine who partakes in the game most often.
(homosexual version)" hey kevin, wanna play battle sack? loser has to clean the sheets!"

(hazing ritual)"the pledges played battle sack last night. everyone was a chill dude except for kevin. hes a gay fag bro"
by sue donime August 20, 2013
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Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
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Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
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Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016
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Battle Ground

The home of hicks, heroin and magick rocks
Heroin addicted hicks like to question the magick rocks of Battle Ground
by Hoelliday December 14, 2017
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Battle Ground

A small city it South West Washington that is currently going to shit. A lot of Weed, heroin addicts and Juul addicts . Also stay away from BGHS and the skatepark.
Oh boy Battle Ground really is a shithole.
by Papermaker3 January 31, 2019
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