Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.

I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.

by Bradishx August 30, 2023

Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 2, 2010

bake my cake

knock you off

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake

by simplychristt May 28, 2022

Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.

I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.

by Drock800 August 13, 2023

Kansas Easy Bake

When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.

That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.

by BloYeetHitSkeet June 8, 2018

Haitian clam bake

Eating a woman’s vagina while she’s on the commode, i.e. an active shithole; the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

Danielle called me in the bathroom yesterday while she was taking a shit and asked if I wanted to eat at the Haitian clam bake!

by Debaucherous_Son May 5, 2018

Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.

Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018