Asshole

A seal that Follows The Golden Bear.

Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.

Hey everyone, look! It's Asshole, the seal that follows the Golden Bear!

by BoozeCruise76 December 16, 2010

asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011

St Arseholes Day

The day when the arse falls out of a small team from North Woolwich and they remain in the shadow of the greatest team in North London #NLISOURS #COYS

Remember when North Woolwich started to dream and then Chris Hughton turned up on St Arseholes Day.

by Uncle Schmidt May 6, 2019

24 carat asshole

Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.

That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!

by The Mace June 3, 2014

THIZZ IN HER ASSHOLE

Inserting an Ecstasy Tablet into a female's rectum.

"I took her to the bathroom then removed the hoes pants, bent her ass over and take this Thizz in (a female) your ass"

The beezie took the THIZZ IN HER ASSHOLE because Treal Rich told her to.

by J.C. a.k.a. The Hype Man May 7, 2007

some asshole talking behind my back

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.

"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.

by vernon February 3, 2004

assholevert

An individual who makes a personal choice not to socialize with people around them, due to there exaggerated sense of self-importance. Most assholeverts have an egotistical disregard for others, due to their belief that they are far superior to those around them. They can easily be confused as introverts, but in reality just choose not to carry on a conversation.

Gil, being the assholevert that he is, chose to go back to the condo rather than shoot-the-shit with the Tuckians at the grill. "Fuck them...I'll let Jim cook the steaks. Those douchebags are from Kentucky!"

by J. Brighton September 3, 2007