The Car Accident

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014

boston accent

If you are from the Northeast, this is the norm. You tend to leave off "r", and sometimes add one in another place. Other times, ohs sound like ahs. Add wicked whenever possible.

dark=dahk
car=cah
red sox= red sahx
The party last night was a lot of fun= the pahty last night was wicked fun!
Put your clean clothes in the drawers=
put yah clean clothes in the drawrers~

by Tessie May 7, 2005

account suicide

Like suicide, in which you lose your account for something like a message board or Yahoo!. Often done by breaking the rules as strongly as one can.

Also known as LUEicide on LUE (Life, the Universe, and Everything).

After deciding I was unwanted on Sonic CulT, I decided to commit account suicide before I could get voted out of the board.

by dj gs68 July 8, 2003

Accountability

What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!

Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...

by zagnut February 21, 2005

easy access

(a) Articles of clothing on women that give free, uninhibited, and easy access to the breasts and crotch. For example, a skirt.

(b) The key to happiness.

"I love skirts! They're so easy access!" *drool* *perverted look*

by Wai November 21, 2004

accidentabate

When a guy gets up and palm's one off onto some girl and he's not really aware he's doing it. The guy, at the time is in a state similar to sleepwalking.

"accidentabate"

K. got up from his desk and positioned himself behind Lori as she was working. Before Lori knew it, K. had unloaded a bunch of cum-buddies down the small of Lori's crack, soiling her crisp white thong. K. couldn't help it, he was simply accidentabating.

by Jordy-Time September 5, 2006

The British Accent

An accent used among friends, and by non-British People, to sound different, but in a funny insider way, not to make oneself sound cool.

Privelages With The British Accent: Getting to say "Oi!, Bloody Hell!, and Crumpets", worry-free flirting.

Results: Stares of lust and excitement for either sex, and making Wal-Mart cashiers swoon.

Josh: "We should use The British Accent in that store!"
Bre: (in the British Accent) "Oi! Cut it out before I tell Mum! You're not supposed to play with the toy swords in the store!"
Josh: (in The British Accent) "But it's fun! Now Defend Yourself Bre!"

by wingman6796 July 29, 2009