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Drivers Rights

Any type of blunt, J, Spliff, Joint rolled in ones car, will be sparked by said driver, as is drivers rights. Basically the driver gets the first hits on any joint rolled it there car.
Passenger; "I've just rolled a phat one"
Driver; "Drivers Rights" then proceeds to spark the joint and toke away
by HighAfHun September 6, 2015
mugGet the Drivers Rightsmug.

San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
mugGet the San Francisco pile drivermug.

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.
“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”
by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024
mugGet the Morning Drivermug.

Bad Drivers

People who for one reason or another, simply cannot grasp the simple skill of driving, but ignore that fact and get behind the wheel anyways, putting others at risk. To put it simply, sometimes I think a dog could drive better than them.

Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.

Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
mugGet the Bad Driversmug.

feeding the driver

When a guy is drilling a bitch from behind and his best bro is feeding him chicken wings as he drills his bitch
“Bro, last night, Jason and Cheryl were goin at it and I had to be feeding the driver all night.”
by BigRichardRick June 12, 2018
mugGet the feeding the drivermug.

designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 18, 2020
mugGet the designated drunk drivermug.

Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.
Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous
by Take the weather February 12, 2018
mugGet the Van Driversmug.

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