mike rose

Mike Rose is a confident, cool guy. Very attractive, and turns head's everywhere he goes. Enjoys talking with people and making new friends, in fact he will talk your ear off if you let him. Very focused, and determined to accomplish any goal he sets his mind to. Very funny, dark minded and has a unique laugh.

Dammmnnn, did you see that Mike Rose? Sexy af!

by Witchtits86 October 22, 2017

Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

The Mike Effect

The commonly observed phenomenon originating from one nigga from UB named Mike. Effects include involuntary acts of forgetting, fucking up, or otherwise bullshittin with episodes most commonly occurring moments prior to departure.

“Ight we said 11:30 we out and It’s damn near 12 errybody grab your shit we’re gone.”

“Fuck… ayo who seen my keys anywhere. Ion see my wallet neither but that shit prolly in the whip”

“The Mike Effect beating ya ass rn huh”

by kujo! December 5, 2022

Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022