Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Deuce

Deuce is the best gamer and will take ur girl in a heart beat he is smart and athletic he like to play basketball and is a fun guy

Deuce is the best person on earth

by Ufhrbsgdbrbgd August 8, 2019

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins April 23, 2018

Deuces

It means peace of either “hello” or “goodbye”

Man: deuces
Woman: how are you

Or

Men: Ok I gtg, deuce
Women: ok

by Jdufnef January 5, 2018

Lucky Deuce

While you jerk-off and take a shit at the same time, you “hit the jackpot” if you cum and drop a deuce at the same time.

Unexpectedly, I had a Lucky Deuce while I was sitting on the toilet.

by Pancreas Man January 8, 2018

Deuce Deuce

A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.

Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.

(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018