Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

Wizard Finish

when you only have a 2 minute window and you go for it and you're so locked in you do it exactly at the 2 minute mark.

I didn't have much time so I had to wizard finish before I left her apartment.

by Mememememememmemeemme em January 12, 2017

wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 1, 2017

Wizardlyness

The power given off by a great Wizard.

My wizardlyness will help defeat the Chicken lord.

by Julan the Wizard April 25, 2017

wizard hole

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff

"Oy bly me heres my wizard hole"

by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017

Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

Wizard

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017