why tf am I friends with you ppl

why Jayden just why

why tf am I friends with you ppl :p

by Dickweed63748 December 2, 2019

If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.

Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."

by Tiktaalik fan April 19, 2022

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

My foot hurts and I don't know why

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

by annoying fucker June 18, 2019

why does she want to know my height

She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.

Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”

Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)

by Rose_12 October 4, 2021