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Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.
I just had the most furious blanket wank ever
by AledLlyr November 23, 2011
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Space Wank

A Masturbation session while experiencing the effects of Marijuana.
"Dude, I just had the best Space Wank. The buds you gave me are too good!"
by Space wank November 4, 2014
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Wank Waffle

Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...
This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.
by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010
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wank stank

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
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Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
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wank circle

To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.
Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.

Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)

Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.
by Amistra August 29, 2013
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Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010
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