Killing Two Stones With One Bird

The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.

The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.

Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.

by ShadowzI May 12, 2013

Headache with pictures

1.An idea

I've got something, uh a headache with pictures!

by mcawesomepants January 3, 2009

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

I will choke you with your own asshole!!!

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.

If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

by asshole choker March 26, 2010

good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.

Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Sus With The Homies

When you pull out your willy and stir your homies butt checks.

When you are being a sussy baka with the homies.

Homie 1: You know you got to be sus with the homies heheh.
Homie 2: What the fuck, are you okay?

by Bbc 2244 October 13, 2021

Rich Kids with Nice Cameras

Those kids who think they can be a photographer just because their parents bought them an expensive camera and they know how to change eye color in photoshop.

Yo, check out these modeling pics of my friend...isn't she hot!!?

nah dude...she just looks hot because she got one of those rich kids with nice cameras to take her pictures.

by RKwNC March 5, 2011