What the Junk?

Quite possibly the coolest non-profane exclamation there is.

Its got the powerful "What the -"
with the added on "Junk!"

("Junk" on its own can be used as an interjection.)

And the best part? "What the Junk?" comes with free refills. So you can Wtj all day long for frizzle.

RiQ - D00d, What the Junk? That meteor smash was soo cheap! uber-fail!

Noah - lol, how do you like my leetsauce?

by Riquisimo, Yo October 1, 2008

what does the fox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

dude 1:what does the fox say?
dude 2:idk rofl i cant sing that with dignity

by swaggistic boss 9999 October 20, 2013

What Women Want

A man that can read their mind, makes $100 grand a year, works 6 hours a week, and does everything he is asked to without being asked to do it.

by somebody October 17, 2003

What goes around is all around

Rickyism for "what goes around comes around."

"Just remember, Lehey; What goes around is all around."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

Or else what?

A reply that comes after Or else.

"Go make me a sandwich. OR ELSE."

"Or else what!?"

"I'll fuse Carrot Top and Pauly Shore and, uh...George W, Bush to your head. Oh, and Hitler's big toe. And maybe Ryan Seacrest's bald scalp."

"I'm goin', I'm goin'."

by Just Sue Me. March 12, 2005

Whataboutism

A lazy, cowardly deflection tactic that is often employed to end any argument with another person instead of actually debating them head-to-head. It is often used when one person points out a flaw in another's argument that is non-defensible by any standards, so the other person simply calls it a "Whataboutism" and, thus, renders the comparison non-debatable no matter how correct one side may be.

Pete: "Humans are monsters! They kill innocent animals and eat them! They enslave dogs and cats, too! They make elephants dance in circuses for entertainment! PETA is the best because they're against the bad humans!" >:L

Mike: "Hold on. Doesn't PETA kill most of the animals they receive in their shelters? And didn't PETA also make a tasteless AD benefiting from the tragedy of a mangled shark attack survivor to further their own agenda?"

Pete: "Wooow! What a lazy /whataboutism/ Mike!"

by Fire Tongue January 22, 2021

what is this garbage?

a statement of disgust or dissatisfaction

a gangsta got shot up in the face, then yelled what is this garbage?

to his homies

by j-rob mad fresh April 6, 2010