Urban Blue Water

A second to a nigga's favorite drink, consisting of water, blue and about 5 pounds of sugar per glass.

After a long day on the plantations, Marcus demanded grape drank. Unfortunately, all they had was urban blue water, so he dealt with it.

by Thrustyn1gg4 February 7, 2010

american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

by Acidmushrooms420 March 2, 2017

Water polo

The hardest and best sport in the world.

Period.

End of sentence.

If water polo was easy, it would be called football.

by alex t dd ddd July 27, 2009

Hot Water

1. the opposite of cold water
2. trouble that you find yourself in after you have a few tastey beverages

Nona found herself in hot water after a bro ho tried to dance with her in front of the shit hot band.

by Fav 80s girl October 20, 2011

Water Buffalo

An obese, attention-starved woman who seeks to satisfy said deprivation by manipulating desperate, heavily intoxicated men into participating in random sexual encounters.

Hey, did you see the size of the water buffalo that Pickerel hooked up with last night?

by Bob and King July 29, 2008

Tatty Water

(N) The non-seminal fluid which accompanies semen during ejaculation. Men who have undergone a vasectomy on ejaculation only produce this fluid on its own.

Grandpa: I remember when I was young and my spunk used to be like shooting wax darts, but then the wife made me have a vasectomy and now it's just fuckin tatty water.

by WildBeast88 November 9, 2010

menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.

OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.

by Path June 5, 2007