Ur Mom

someone who is apparently really good at sex

brian: i just fucked ur mom last night, biggest ass ever!

by udnndndmss, March 6, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Ur mom

idk how to explane it just look

Person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: No i wanna play ur mom

by toastyscat March 10, 2022

ur mom

a joke

u just got ur momed

by ur dad who didnt come back March 30, 2022

Ur mom

A blimp

Hey is that your mom or a blimp

by Fjdjdjd November 6, 2022

Ur mom

Kalina ur mom

Ur mom kalina

Ok-

by Specky twat September 28, 2021

ur mom

A comeback when someone roasts you

jerry:“hey jerry! You’re gay”

You:”ur mom is gay”

by yaboiskinnyboobity June 27, 2019