unicorn farmer

A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.

I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.

by EnormousGreenRageMonster March 31, 2021

Butta Unicorn

Is What You Would Call Some Who Is Whack or Shameful.

If you think LeBron is the next Michael Jordan, Go Head Butta Unicorn

by @JiffyManJeff June 24, 2011

unicorn bitch

Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them

Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!

by DATGAIBOI May 18, 2018

Unicorn-dog

A dildo or other falice style sex toy placed on a stick, dipped in cornbread batter and fried until golden brown, and strapped to the head of one or more sex partners. The contraption is used to pleasure one both sexually and nutritionally. The cornbread coating provides a soft coating to the rigid toy, best used in group doggy-style orgies.

Man, we enjoyed the fuck out of a unicorn-dog last night. We fried that thing seven times.

by Rainbows&Dildos April 13, 2020

Dusting the unicorn

Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.

"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"

by Epizoic August 22, 2016

Unicorn Milk

Slang for semen used within the gay community.

Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!

by LuvMashine March 29, 2017

The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018