ur mom <3

ur mom is hot

"omg ur mom <3 so hot she's a milf"

by taesrealwife🤨 September 11, 2021

ur mom is men

ur mom is men
a bully word

gohan (random dude) : spam ur mom
you : ur mom is men

gohan ( random dude) :rekt

by Sadly_f August 6, 2021

ur dad lesbian

the only roast that can reverse ur mom gay

Frank ur mom gay
me ur dad lesbian
world fucking implodes into death
solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies

by hatman definitions May 31, 2021

suck ur mum

A beautiful complement and is a heartwarming thanks for others' work. we say suck ur mum to show gratitude to loved ones we have lost

Friend: My Dad passed away.
You: Suck ur Mum

by Calmavale Community Cum March 16, 2022

so's ure mother !

Mike Robinson....SLOA........while Robinson is buzzing one might hear after one says's something......He might reply ."So's ure ________

Im Tired.... Mike may hear that while buzzing n say "So's ure mother !.......

by richjr3442001 October 19, 2010

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

Ur Family lgbt

ur family LGBT - God himself trembles to the sound of this insult being uttered by any mortal the sun implodes and fifty black holes form around the earth it self. the person who got insulted self implodes at the same time he self combusts.

friend 1 : HA YOUR SISTER MISTER
friend 2 : ur family lgbt
friend1: * explodes while corpse ignites on fire simultaneously causing the literal end of time it self*
friend2 lol

by Shs12#SHOI May 16, 2018