I thought she was 18 and gave her the hammer, next thing I knew I was in the slammer by that little Twat Jammer.
by dirt_circle_destroyer September 30, 2016
by kroostergirl January 27, 2012
I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.
by bunny September 15, 2004
the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
by taylor butler October 25, 2006
Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.
by donkeypunch09 January 03, 2010
Something you call someone who cares too much about other people's opinions of them.
When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"
If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.
When they ask you what it means you simply say "Look it up on Urban dictionary"
If they care enough to look it up, they realise that it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just proves how much they care about what other people think.
1st person: Your are such an urban twat!
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
2nd person: What's an urban twat?
1st Person: Look it up on urban dictionary
by Somia December 21, 2006
a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
by humpty fuckin dumpty November 02, 2008