Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck
I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her
by poopsmear January 10, 2011
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turkey bark

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.
by yo mama October 06, 2004
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Turkey Farts

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.
Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"
by Casino Williams-Williams August 10, 2011
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ass turkey

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.
Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!
by Nic Graves May 25, 2003
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turkey slap

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.
My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
by ElNegro November 06, 2006
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turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.
When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit
by DGeatatJG February 29, 2008
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Full Turkey

A phrase for something/someone thats completely awesome. Often used to describe a funny event, song, or delicious snack.
by fullturkey April 02, 2009
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