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Greased Turkey

A classic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. When one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the anal cavity of the turkey. The last player to ejaculate into the turkey's anus is deemed the loser of the game. The loser must insert his head into the anal cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. Failure to properly ejaculate into the turkey's anal cavity (e.g. ejaculating on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own semen and then spit said semen into the turkey's anus. Naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of Spanksgiving. Eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.
Little Timmy: "Grandpappy, care to join us for a game of Greased Turkey?"

Grandpappy: "Mother best look away, because Grandpappy with an erection is on the way!"
by ProfessorPanini October 6, 2017
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Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020
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The Flying Turkey

When a man or woman is giving head, she or he put arms behind their backs and starts flapping like a Turkey. Also if the penis comes they respond with 'Gobble, Gobble'
Jillian - ''Oh My God! Becky. I gave my boyfriend The Flying Turkey last night!!''

Becky - ''Did you Gobble?''

Jillian - ''Hell Yes.''
by Pete.likes.to.rock January 18, 2009
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Turkish Snorkler

The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.
I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish Snorkler.

Scott does a mean Turkish Snorkler.
by MJ Adams 1064 January 30, 2007
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Turkey Ass

explosive nuclear diarrhea from eating massive amounts of turkey.
after thanksgiving i had a serious bout of turkey ass.
by concerned quaker October 19, 2009
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Turkish Corndog

When you wrap sandpaper around your dick, and insert into a girl's asshole.
Me - "I gave that bitch a good ol turkish corndog!"

Friend - "Hell yeah dude!"
by Blumpkin power January 17, 2009
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Turkey

A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".
A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."
by ruffleZ` July 28, 2009
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