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Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.
My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.
by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019
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Micarah Tewers

25 year old Micarah Tewers is a youtuber who does "sewing tutorials". Her vids include funny words, no mesurements, and comedy. You can also see some of her friends in the videos.
"Hey all you cool cats and kittens Micarah Tewers here"
by hopeparkinson September 21, 2020
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A Warm Towel Treatment

Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019
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towel call

A cry or call used to summon a towel to oneself.
"I'm wet and need a towel to dry myself. GEBEEBAH! GEBEEEEHBAH!"
by prolific8 February 16, 2005
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Towel the Door

The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.

"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.

If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.
Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.

Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.

Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.
by kannabis kid July 15, 2010
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Chinese tolerance

The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.
That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.
by rocketman77049 March 14, 2010
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ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.
I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.
by gunshow February 11, 2005
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