Polish Toilet (croatian and serbian 'poljski zahod', 'poljski wc'), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. Typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. Usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.
After reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and having lemonade, I have to pee badly, but it's pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.
by Greenpeaz July 22, 2017
Get the polish toiletmug. by O.o hi February 18, 2018
Get the toilet tyrantmug. A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.
Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?
Yeah I see him.
I am about to make that dude my toilet seat
This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.
Yeah I see him.
I am about to make that dude my toilet seat
This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.
by the dreidel October 26, 2013
Get the Toilet seatmug. School toilets are commonly associated with satanic rituals and people who don't know how to flush a fucking toilet. The toilets are imprisoned inside of a cubicle with a Non working lock. People will often find messages inside of cubicles, containing phrases such as: “Fuck school" or "*insert name* waz here" Ancient remains of gum can also be found.
by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019
Get the School toiletsmug. The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee February 18, 2009
Get the Toilet Tetleymug. The annoying people that sit in the toilets in clubs/pubs who watch you pee and try and guilt you into giving them money by giving you free lollipops.
"Did you go to the toilet?"
"No, I just paid a pound NOT to go to the toilet!"
"I know I hate those toilet guys, staring at you all the time"
"No, I just paid a pound NOT to go to the toilet!"
"I know I hate those toilet guys, staring at you all the time"
by FigaroCheese April 25, 2009
Get the Toilet Guymug. A term given to the lesser class of citizen who bleech their hair,then spike it (usally at half an inch in length) using a very cheap 'wet gel'.
Its a term that explains itself if one trys to imagine somebody wit short hair putting their head down a toilet that is filled with bleech.The term then refers to what they look like when they take their head out.
Its a term that explains itself if one trys to imagine somebody wit short hair putting their head down a toilet that is filled with bleech.The term then refers to what they look like when they take their head out.
by W-Axl April 7, 2007
Get the Toilet Brushmug.