classroom clock

The most fucking wromg thing in the history of the universe.

Timmy: hey, class is almost over!
Sam: No, you fucking idiot, the classroom clock is 20 minutes behind.

by Rocksincocks November 28, 2019

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

bowls-o-clock

Time to smoke a nice fat bowl of weed.

B: Hey, do you know what time it is?
Me: 7:30?
B: IT'S BOWLS-O-CLOCK

by highpanther February 28, 2009

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024

Dab O Clock

It means it’s time to dab

“Hey sir what time is it?”

“it’s Dab O Clock”

*Hits rig aggressively*

by anonymous August 9, 2022

Clock that tea

To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”

Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.

Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.

Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!

by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025

Clock co.

Founded in 2014, Clock co has spread from the USA to Israel and more places soon. However, Clock co USA has shut down recently.

I wanna join Clock co.

by Goomba420 March 28, 2023