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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
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grow a garden

addicting game 🌒🌒
fuckass ppl play it but also cool ppl do
dude: wanna play grow a garden?
dude2: sybau bro, lets play adopt me instead 🫢🫢
by Randomassvr May 30, 2025
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Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.
by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011
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Garden City Park

New Hyde Park Ghetto
Consists of God's Chosen People, the rest of New Hyde Park wishes they were as cool as GCP
bryan: yo where are you from?
alex: Garden City Park
bryan: oh shit, the new hyde park ghetto.
by xoxoxkkkxoxox January 26, 2012
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National Gardeners

National Guard members assigned to landscaping, park maintenance, or groundskeeping duties, particularly in Washington, D.C., during deployments.
After being deployed to the capital, National Gardeners spread mulch and cleaned up parks around D.C.
by bichoraro August 29, 2025
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Garden nome

A adult man shorter than 5”3 with a long beard
by Ryss457 February 4, 2022
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