dragon blastify

A medieval term for the explosion of love created by a dragon in the process of mating... So intense!

The princess came into the room then got a Dragon Blastify in the face from a distants.

by Datguydoelol January 30, 2014

Dragon Dad

Dragon Dad

The best Dad in the entire world.

-That ever has been or ever will be.
-There is none like him.
-When your having a bad day all you need to know is that "He Exsists" Yahuah

Also God Aloah:

Psalm 18:8
Went up smoke from his nostrils and fire from his mouth devouring coals were kindled by it.

Alah ashn ba'apu u'ash m'pyn tak'a'l ghlym baru m'mnu

" Hey Dragon Dad ..how is fighting against all evil, your ex-wife and all the hordes of hell going?"

by ThePersistanceIsReal February 27, 2021

Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.

Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.

by Sinh November 10, 2015

swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

Dragon Sex

Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.

chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.

chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?

by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019

Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014