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Pumping Irony

Going to the gym and doing an exercise at a higher weight than you'd planned simply because it was already on the bar and you're too lazy to change the plates.
The last guy left his plates on the bar after he finished. It's only 10 more pounds than I was going to do and I really don't feel like changing the plates. Fuck it, guess I'm pumping irony today.
by More_Libations June 4, 2015
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lil pump

a seventeen year old so called “rapper” that has an IQ of a 2nd greater and can’t be seen without being high on weed;)
lil pump: you’re such a fucking hoe i love it
person:excuse me
lil pump:YOURE BOYFREIND IS A DORK

person: wtf is wrong wit-
person 2:shhhh go with it the fan base is ready to attack
by madz823 September 24, 2018
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cunt pump

Vigorous thrusting of same or opposite sex against genitalia resulting in a happy ending. CP. ed, ing.
Candace cunt pumped Marshall the other night at my mom's house.
by Kdubdizzle1 July 15, 2017
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Panama Pump

The 'Panama Pump' is a sexual act involving two women and two (or more) men.
One women lies on top of the other perpendicularly, with both women on their backs. The girl on the bottom holds the one on top in a 'Bow-and-arrow-submission lock' and multiple men are free to enter her either by the mouth and vagina and/or anus. Additional men are then free to enter the women on the bottom in all orifices.
'"Hey man,were those Slevin girls over here last night?"'
'"Yeah dude, we totally Panama pumped those b*tches!!!"'
by Conn O Donnell August 30, 2007
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Aldgate Pump

Victorian water pump in Aldgate, East London.
Used to signify something extreme or unique.
She's got the biggest pair of tits this side of the Aldgate Pump
or
He's the biggest asshole this side of the Aldgate Pump
by HarryTheBeast December 10, 2008
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the old pump and jerk

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
by themaskednwker September 14, 2013
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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
by The Dogg August 12, 2014
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