Mario

A Japanese Nintendo character people think is Italian.

Person 1: Mario is Italian!
Nintendo: ….

by An average youngster. June 29, 2022

mario

he needs his shrooms

mario needs his shrooms -_-

by aquarius_is_babtqftim July 2, 2022

Mario

A fat nigga with no job who came back to school after graduating.

Look at that nigga he's a Mario motherfucker cant even get a real job.

by 41niggers September 13, 2022

mario kart

A game where gi is the worst at.

person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi

by bawlstothewall April 28, 2022

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 4, 2022