Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.

Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"

by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022

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Cock Biting Asshole

A cock biting asshole is a whole new level of a asshole it is to the point of where you do not care about what people say,think or do

"Wow he parked in a handicapped parking lot"
"Wow what a Cock Biting Asshole"

by JFG InstaKill October 24, 2015

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Pull Bite Twist

A sexual act done while performing fellatio, as the receiver nears climax the giving partner will simultaneously pull anal beads from the receivers anus, gently bite the shaft just below the tip of the penis, and twist one of the receivers nipples, when done correctly the person receiving the Pull bite twist (abbreviated PBT) will have a much more intense orgasm. This is due to the massage of the prostate in conjunction with the thrilling pain of a nipple twist and cockbite mid orgasm.

male#1 Dude that old guy is a freak!
male#2 Yeah he told my girlfriend to do the Pull Bite Twist!
male#1 so how did it go?
male#2 I came buckets...

by Chefboyarbeiber November 26, 2013

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lace bite

Typically used by coaches who just shouldn't be on the ice. When you tie your skates too tight and you take that first step on the ice and you get a sharp pain on the top of your foot and you're like oh shit that hurts. Hydrate well and it won't happen!

Coach: alright boys let's get a skate in I'll show you how to do the drill
*starts skating and falls*

Coach: ah shit boys I dont suck its the lace bite

by Bender0920 April 15, 2016

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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

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