bag of yogurt

An incredibly unattractive brollic woman; usually overweight with no attractive facial features what so ever. Clothes appear to be from a thrift shop and odors tend to be repulsive. Engages in strange activities in the privacy of her own home and often offers blowjobs for friendship. Sweat stains cover the region where pools of sweat in the breast area accumulate; does not wear a bra and constantly draws attention to her unsightly breasts. Obviously doesn't get the hint that men don't want to have sex with her; despite any level of inebriation, sexual relations will not be had with aforementioned woman.

1. Beef: Awww! Who brought that smelly bag of yogurt over there?

Brock: *whispers* I don't know, she just invited herself.

2. Tom: Hey, look at that bag o' yogurt over there at the bar.

Morganzola: Oh.. I just vomited in my mouth...

by Reflookoo Jambee May 30, 2006

ho bag

A really skanky person who likes to have sex with random people or inanimate objects.

Man, that Josephine is such a ho bag. She sure gets around

by The awesome one April 14, 2004

cum bag

a girl who has far to much sex resulting in her being full of seman!

I bet that dirt bird had sex last night!
yeah shes a total cum bag!

by mike January 5, 2004

tackle bag

Any 'undesirable' female you manage to score with, one that you can practice all your moves on (and any dirty stuff) for when you manage to hook up with a hottie, the idea being that no matter how bad/dirty you were, you're not really looking to hook up this particular girl again

Guy 1: Mate, that chick you took home last night was nasty
Guy 2: I know, she was a tackle bag

by Dangerous G February 7, 2004

Santa Bag

When one, after the act of love-making, proceeds to shit in the sheets. They then wrap their sexual partner up into a bag using the soiled sheets. Next, the bag is thrown over the shoulder in a Santa-like fashion and shaken until utter orgasmic splendor is reached.

you: "Dude I totally went for the Santa Bag last night! She was so turned on she shit herself!"

friend: "DOUBLE SANTA BAG!!!"

by Ianesseda September 7, 2010

skeet bag

1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.

She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.

by pullll April 6, 2009

Bag Bitch

The friend who comes along with you to various activities, but decides not to engage in the activity. As a result, he or she is stuck keeping everybody's backpacks, purse, etc. safe from harm.

Similar to the word Bag Boy, except you endlessly made fun of the Bag Bitch

We all had an awesome time at Great America except for John, who pussied out of every ride and was stuck being our Bag Bitch

by TheZTwin July 12, 2011