Texas sled

The biggest, most diversity-friendly love hug ever. Ever ever.

Even though you dropped a lot of N-bombs playing Halo 3, I still want to give you a Texas sled.

by Sam Rolens November 2, 2008

Texas stunt

When you attempt to steal a girl from a guy

Jake is going to pull a texas stunt on Chris's girl

by KingBB June 11, 2013

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

texas flipflop

When your guy is wearing a beach thong and his balls are on the outer left side of the thong and his cock is on the outer right side and you perform oral sex until he cums on your sunburn....

Hank and I were at the beach all day so I gave him a texas flipflop to ease my sunburn..

by knb4life June 14, 2014

texas pepper

Noun - Ash from a cigarette that is inadvertently dropped into beer, whiskey, wine, or whatever alcohol one happens to be drinking.

"He was drunk and trying to tell us some lame story about a genie - with a cigarette in his mouth - and ended up with texas pepper in his rye."

by Earthenwares July 15, 2014

Texas Snow

Fine misting rain that floats in the air like snow. The closest South Texas gets to real snow.

Watch out for bad drivers on the way to Houston, it's Texas Snowing!

by Byers85 March 12, 2015

Texas Tickler

A Texas Tickler is when a male masturbates with a handfull of cockleburs or other type of plant stickers.

Man that chick is so hot Id give myself a Texas Tickler just to see her naked!

by PowerStroker September 23, 2015