Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.

Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father

by BigFatJuicy456 December 30, 2015

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 02, 2020

Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.

“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”

by Khemikil June 13, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 02, 2019

Texas Ringsting

The act of taking a dump in someone’s arsehole

Yo imma give her a Texas ringsting

by I don’t know why I’m on here February 07, 2018

typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 25, 2017

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 07, 2022